Many people complain about the auto correct function on their phones. While some stories are humorous, some get people in real trouble. Texting is great in a quick pinch, but a full blown conversation is ABSOLUTELY ridiculous. Pick up the damn phone and talk! Things get lost in translation. Well, things get lost in text to. Especially if you have big, old, fat, hamburger hands.
For example, how do you half text one person and half text another person then send the entire thing to the first person? What if the conversation was already done with person #1? What if person #2 has their own phone? In this case, Hamburger Hands got busted cheating on his wife! Yep, you heard me! CHEATING on his wife. Back peddle, Back peddle, Back peddle!!!! After person #1 said WHAT??? The simple response was sorry! My response to this situation.....BUSTED! Then, the lamest excuse ever made in the history of texting mishaps was made. "Oh no, you misunderstood. The first half was to my wife and the second half to my young daughter." Hamburger Hands goes on in the text using the terms "angel and love you". Hamburger Hands proved that he is indeed a liar. To make it worse, the cheater couldn't wait to get rid of his kids before sending the ridiculous message.
Once again, Karma wins. Truth wins. Liars lose. Cheaters lose. Moral of the story, if you have hamburger hands, DON'T TEXT! At the very least, proofread and make sure it's going to the RIGHT person. Don't try to cover it up with more lies! What an example this guy is for his children. He gets my FLAMING IDIOT of the WEEK award. Congratulations loser.
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